April 2, 2006
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Herb and Marion Wooten sent the following email, and I needed the smiles. Thanks. Lorena and I always loved catching errors in signs and translations.
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)
Comments (3)
*laughs* Oh my! I just love these, that is too funny!
In response to your previous post...I am glad that everything went okay with Rainey and Ben on their trip. I am glad to hear they are back safely, though like you said the trip really wasnt dangerous at all.
About Rafael being at peace...I think people are too quick to judge. It seems like that people expect those who have lost a loved one to act in a certain way, follow specific criteria, and if they don't they are either not feeling, or too emotional. Everyone handles death in their own way, and every circumstance is different. People shouldnt try to judge other that way....
I am continuing to pray for you and your family....
Alisha
Those are very funny lines. Glad everyone is back safe and sound. Appreciate the kind words about my nursing care, although I have never really tought of myself as one of those great nurses....I really had to work very hard inschool to make the good grades and it seems it came so easy for others. There are so many nurses better at what they do than I, but I do love my patients. I work in an OB clinic now and do alot of prenatal education and I do pray privately for my patients especially when as I gather the intake information and we have to address religion...so many of them say "none". And they just have such a lost sense and sadness about them. They need alot of support and prayer especially as they bring a new baby into the world.
Those were funny. You all are in my prayers....
Thanks for the kind words in your post...I am honored and blessed to be a part of your life.
Marlene
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